Puke

Okay.. so I've been sick since Tuesday. And it was SOO embarrassing!! Okay, so here's what happened. All day my stomach had been feeling like I'd been hit by a truck. I could barely get up and walk around and I was constantly supressing moans of pain. I thought maybe this is what period cramps feel like? Only, I wasn't on my period (tmi, i kno) and so then in 5th hour, Spanish, everybody was doing this game. Here's the game : You call out somebody's name and you make moose antlers with your hands. Then you lower your hands. The person you called has only while your hands our up to cuff their hands around their eyes to make owl eyes. If they don't do it on time, then they have to get on all fours and say moose. Weird, huh? And so I was battling with my stomach and then this guy caught me on it. And I didn't make the owl eyes on time! So he was telling me to do the moose thing and I knew I couldn't because it would hurt too much... But I couldn't tell him that! So I just refused and they said I was a bad sport and nobody wanted to play with me after that. =( Anyways, thats not even the embarrassing part! Then, in 6th hour, Math, we were reading for SSR (silent sustained reading) and all of a sudden I felt like my stomach was going to burst open! And I started getting all clammy (my forehead, arms, palms, everywhere was emitting cold sweat) and I felt so sick. So I went up to the Dubester (Mrs. Dubia) and told her I really needed to go to the bathroom. She took one look at me and asked if I was going to puke and I said "yeah" and so she wrote me a pass and then said (and here's the embarrassing part) "Go ahead and take the trash can with you." WHAT KIND OF ADVICE IS THAT?! She said it was incase I puked in the hallway. But still, I felt (and looked) like a complete loser dork weirdo maxima walking through the hallways carrying a trash can into the girl's bathroom! So I went in the bathroom, did what I had to do (blah) and then I carried the trash can back up to the Dubester's room. And she asked if I felt alright and I said I needed to go to the Office and she said okay, wrote me another pass, and then told Danielle to escort me to the office. AS IF I NEEDED THAT! and so then Danielle's walking me and asking me whats up and I tell her I got sick and I knew she was gonna tell everybody. (she's such a gossip! [and sure enough, Christina (my twin sister) heard I got sick from Danielle]) And so I call my mom in the Office, but she can't get off work and even if she did wouldn't be able to get there fer like 45 mins, so I called my brother, Nick and that moleboy didn't answer.. so I left a message... Then I went back up to class and the Dubester made me take the trash can to my desk!! D'X and then everybody was asking me what happened. And so then I was explaining it over and over again. And then a few minutes later, I was called down to the office again and SURPRISE! Nick's there!! Yayyyy!! And so I gathered up my stuff, left a note in my locker for Catie saying that I got sick and went home and then yesterday, i didn't go to school and today I didn't go to school but tomorrow I plan to go. I've puked like 600 times in the last 3 days and I'm sick of it! (haha, little pun right there.) Anyways, I'm not looking forward to making up all the absent work but at least I'll have the whole weekend to do it anndddd I'll get to see Joe tomorrow! Yay... Oh YEAH! And today, Christina calls me while she's in school, apparently I got her sick too! She was driven home by Cora's dad!! But, anyways, until next time, cya!